Agoraphobia

Agoraphobia is a nightclub located across the street from Pricklethorn Preschool. The menu consists of goats milk, peanut butter and raisins on a celery stick, and applesauce. The facility hosts 100 damp, cramped, and warm water massage tables for individual clientele. At their website, www.anewwomb.com, they list the following occasions they will host:
 * dance parties
 * feeding parties
 * sleep parties
 * kick your feet and punch your fists parties
 * birthday parties
 * day birth parties
 * The One-And-Only Apocalypse Party

Unpleasantness with the Laurel Crossing Business Association
During the 118th meeting of the Laurel Crossing Business Association, Old Man Jenkins went on the record saying:


 * I don't understand how this business started in the first place. What kind of clientele do they service? What kind of sick, depraved, party people would like this?

At that point, the Invasion from Below started, and to this day the question has never been answered.

- The Blister